Formally titled Poem for a girl I will always love

I hate him

out of fear that you will love him

the way he portrays I'm so indie and cool

maybe too cool?

I'm hoping for too cool

that you will see past

the torn brown cardigan

black chucks

coke bottle glasses

and vintage brown leather bag

(just like the ones i keep getting outbidded on)

I read his poetry

he uses words I have never heard of

I'm praying that he relies on a thesaurus

or that he is arrogant

because i know arrogance is something you hate

I noticed he had a girlfriend

and that she is blonde

and bimbo indie looking

that made me smile

you are brunette

so probably not his type

but you are all my type

His poetry is full of cliches anyway

when you read it and compare mine

you'll laugh and say

"baby you are sexy"

and I'll smile with every wrinkle in my body

because then  I won't have to worry

about Mr. I’m so indie and cool

and I will know you love me

even if I can't win a leather brown satchel

or wear coke bottle glasses

or grow stubble on my smooth feminine face

(I'm sure he'll age badly) 

To be honest,

I really have nothing special to offer

except for childish competitions

which you know

I may cheat in

and hide money under the board

but... it will all be for you

I will give you my get out of jail card

Or take your place behind bars

I know I seem a little crazy...but

as long as he never passes go

and I own Mayfair and Park lane

everything will be just fine.